PESTO-VEGGIE*
Pesto Sauce*, Artichoke Hearts, Roasted Red Peppers, Fresh Mushrooms, Spinach and Goat Cheese on Rosemary Ciabatta
CLUB
Ham, Turkey, Crumbled Bacon, Mozzarella & Cheddar
PROSCIUTTO & FRESH MOZZARELLA
Fresh Mozzarella, Tomatoes, Prosciutto, Arugula, Olive Oil and Black Pepper on Rosemary Ciabatta
TURKEY SUB
Turkey, Mozzarella on choice of bread
REUBEN
Corned Beef, Sauerkraut, Swiss Cheese and Thousand Island Dressing on Rye
PESTO CLUB*
Chicken, Pesto*, Feta, Bacon on a Wheat Ciabatta
PEPPER-JACK
Chicken, Pepper-Jack Cheese
THEO’S GRILLED CHEESE
Mozzarella, Cheddar and Theo’s Special Spices on Sourdough
MEATBALL SUB
Meatballs, Marinara Sauce and Mozzarella on a White Hoagie Roll
HAM & CHEDDAR
Ham, Cheddar on choice of bread
Cheech & Chong THC Drink
Louie Louie Blackberry Lemon THC Seltzer
Blue Moon (16 Oz Can)
Miller High Life- Pony Bottles
Modela- 16 Oz Can
Kona- Big Wave Bottle
Ghost In The Machine IPA-Bottle
PARADISE PARK- Can
Kennerbrau Kolsch-Port Orleans
Abita Amber Bottle
Abita Light-Bottle
Second Line Vacation Juice- Can
PITA CHIPS & CREAMY ITALIAN
Pita Chips with Creamy Italian Dressing
STUFFED BREAD STICKS
with Pepper-Jack Cheese, Jalapeños, Garlic and Marinara
PRETZEL STICKS
with Creole Mustard and Creamy Italian Dressing
CHEESY BREAD STICKS
with Mozzarella, Garlic and Marinara
SM HIPPIE
Tomato Sauce, Mozzarella, Fresh Mushrooms, Green Peppers, Onions, Black Olives, Spicy Tomatoes, Banana Peppers
SM CHICKEN PESTO
Pesto Sauce, Mozzarella, Goat Cheese, Chicken, Roasted Red Peppers, Purple Onions
SM GARDEN PARTY
Pesto, Mozzarella, Feta, Spinach, Mushrooms, Roasted Red Peppers, Artichoke Hearts, Squash, Black Pepper
SM DOC’S MARGARITA
Tomato Sauce, Mozzarella, Fresh Tomatoes, Fresh Basil
SM BACON & BLUE CHEESE
Olive Oil, Mozzarella, Blue Cheese, Crumbled Bacon, Spinach, Fresh Tomatoes
SM Pepperoni & Hot Honey
A classic pepperoni using "cupping" pepperonis with a drizzle of Mike's Hot Honey.
SM ECCENTRIC
Olive Oil, Minced Garlic, Spinach, Feta, Pepper-Jack, Mozzarella, Chicken, Jalapeños, Yellow Squash, Spicy Tomatoes, Anaheim Peppers
SM BARBECUE CHICKEN PIZZA
Barbecue Sauce, Mozzarella, Cheddar, Chicken, Purple Onions, Anaheim Peppers
SM BIG DAVE’S BUFFALO CHICKEN
Buffalo Wing Sauce, Pepper-Jack Cheese, Cheddar, Mozzarella, Chicken, Banana Peppers, Purple Onions
SM VEGAN-ATOR
Tomato Sauce, Sun-Dried Tomatoes, Fresh Tomatoes, Yellow Squash, Purple Onions, Minced Garlic, Fresh Mushrooms, Jalapeños, Pineapple, Kalamata Olives, Topped with Crushed Red Pepper Flakes(Does Not Come With Cheese Unless Requested)
SM THREE CHEESE
Olive Oil, Mozzarella, Onions, Feta, Cheddar, Spicy Tomatoes
SM MARILYNN’S POTA SUPREME
Tomato Sauce, Mozzarella, Pepperoni, Sausage, Hamburger, Onions, Green Peppers, Fresh Mushrooms
SM HAWAII FIVE-O
Tomato Sauce, Mozzarella, Canadian Bacon, Pineapple
SM MEATHEAD
Tomato Sauce, Mozzarella, Pepperoni, Sausage, Bacon, Italian Sausage, Canadian Bacon, Hamburger
SM ARTI-GARLIC
Olive Oil, Mozzarella, Minced Garlic, Sun-Dried Tomatoes, Purple Onions, Artichoke Hearts, Feta, Anaheim Peppers
SM WEST BANK SPECIAL
Tomato Sauce, Mozzarella, Crumbled Bacon, Chicken, Jalapeños, Pineapple, Roasted Red Peppers
SM PROSCIUTTO & ARUGULA
Tomato Sauce, Mozzarella, Shaved Parmesan, Prosciutto, Arugula
SM JAMMER’S “O”RIGINAL
Tomato Sauce, Mozzarella, Goat Cheese, Canadian Bacon, Mushrooms, Onions, Banana Peppers
SM EXPERT
Olive Oil, Mozzarella, Minced Garlic, Spinach, Fresh Tomatoes, Purple Onion, Crumbled Bacon
Ruffino Prosecco, 187 Liter Bottle
GLASS Theo’s, Pinot Grigio
GLASS Theo’s, Chardonnay
Ruffino Prosecco, 187 Liter Bottle
BOTTLE Theo’s, Chardonnay
BOTTLE Theo’s, Pinot Grigio
CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIE
BBQ WINGS
with BBQ Sauce and Creamy Italian Dressing
NAKED WINGS
No Sauce and a side of Creamy Italian Dressing
Cayenne Pepper Buffalo Hot Wings
Our wings tossed in a Cayenne Pepper Buffalo sauce. With a side of Cl.
COUCHWOOD HOT WING
tossed in Buffalo Wing Sauce and a side of Creamy Italian Dressing
THAI WINGS
wings are tossed in Thai Sauce and a side of Creamy Italian Dressing
EXTRA MARINARA
EXTRA CI
EXTRA WING SAUCE
GLASS Theo’s Cab
Second Line West Coast IPA-Draft
Truly - Draft
SUB SIDE SALAD
LARGE SWEET SPINACH SALAD
Spinach, Purple Onion with Pepper Jelly Vinaigrette and topped with Goat Cheese, Cranberries and Walnuts
SMALL REBO’S SUPER SOAKED SALAD
Romaine lettuce soaked with Olive Salad, Artichoke Hearts and Romano Cheese Dressing
SIDE SALAD
Romaine Lettuce topped with Mozzarella and your choice of Dressing
SMALL SWEET SPINACH SALAD
Spinach, Purple Onion with Pepper Jelly Vinaigrette and topped with Goat Cheese, Cranberries and Walnuts
16 Oz Bottle-Creamy Italian Dressing
LARGE REBO’S SUPER SOAKED SALAD
Romaine lettuce soaked with Olive Salad, Artichoke Hearts and Romano Cheese Dressing
SMALL GREEK SALAD
Romainie Lettuce, Purple Onion, Anaheim Peppers with Romano Cheese Dressing and topped with Feta and Kalamata Olives
LARGE CAESAR SALAD
Romaine Lettuce and Pita Chips in Caesar Dressing, topped with Shaved Parmesan Cheese and Black Pepper
SMALL THEO’S HOUSE SALAD
Romaine Lettuce, Onions, Green Peppers, Mushrooms, Black Olives, Mozzarella, Creamy Italian Dressing
LARGE THEO’S HOUSE SALAD
Romaine Lettuce, Onions, Green Peppers, Mushrooms, Black Olives, Mozzarella, Creamy Italian Dressing
LARGE GREEK SALAD
Romainie Lettuce, Purple Onion, Anaheim Peppers with Romano Cheese Dressing and topped with Feta and Kalamata Olives
SMALL CAESAR SALAD
Romaine Lettuce and Pita Chips with Caesar Dressing, topped with Shaved Parmesan Cheese and Black Pepper
CAPRESE SALAD
Arugula with Seasonal Tomatoes, Fresh Mozzarella and Basil topped with Olive Oil, Cane Vinegar, Salt and Black Peppe
LUNCH - HAM & CHEDDAR
Ham, Cheddar Served with chips and a drink. Substitute the chips for a side salad $3.50.
LUNCH- PESTO VEGGIE
Pesto Sauce*, Artichoke Hearts, Roasted Red Peppers, Fresh Mushrooms, Spinach and Goat Cheese on Rosemary Ciabatta Served with chips and a drink. Substitute the chips for a side salad $3.50.
LUNCH- GRILLED CHEESE
Mozzarella, Cheddar and Theo’s Special Spices on Sourdough Served with chips and a drink. Substitute the chips for a side salad $3.50.
LUNCH- PROSCIUTTO & FRESH MOZZARELLA
Fresh Mozzarella, Tomatoes, Prosciutto, Arugula, Olive Oil and Black Pepper on Rosemary Ciabatta Served with chips and a drink. Substitute the chips for a side salad $3.50.
LUNCH- PIZZA
10" pizza with choice of topping and your choice of drink. Additional toppings available for an extra charge.
LUNCH-PIZZA (1/2 And 1/2)
10" pizza with choice of topping and your choice of drink. Additional toppings available for an extra charge.
LUNCH- REUBEN
Corned Beef, Sauerkraut, Swiss Cheese and Thousand Island Dressing on Rye Served with chips and a drink. Substitute the chips for a side salad $3.50.
LUNCH- PEPPER-JACK
Chicken, Pepper-Jack Cheese Served with chips and a drink. Substitute the chips for a side salad $3.50.
LUNCH- PESTO CLUB*
Chicken, Pesto*, Feta, Bacon on a Wheat Ciabatta Served with chips and a drink. Substitute the chips for a side salad $2.50.
LUNCH- MEATBALL
Meatballs, Marinara Sauce and Mozzarella on a White Hoagie Roll Served with chips and a drink. Substitute the chips for a side salad $3.50.
LUNCH - CLUB
Ham, Turkey, Crumbled Bacon, Mozzarella & Cheddar Served with chips and a drink. Substitute the chips for a side salad $3.50.
LUNCH- TURKEY SUB
Turkey, Mozzarella Served with chips and a drink. Substitute the chips for a side salad $3.50.
LG 1/2 Pep 1/2 Cheese
SM 1/2 Pep 1/2 Cheese
LG PEPPERONI PIZZA
Mozzarella, pepperoni and your choice of sauce
SM BUILD YOUR OWN PIZZA (6 Slices)
Mozzarella cheese and your choice of sauce is included. We can do half-and-half pizzas, but ask that you choose one sauce.
LG CHEESE PIZZA
Mozzarella and your choice of sauce
SM CHEESE PIZZA
Mozzarella and choice of sauce
SM PEPPERONI PIZZA
Mozzarella, Pepperoni, and choice of sauce
LG BUILD YOUR OWN PIZZA (8 Slices)
Mozzarella cheese and your choice of sauce is included. We can do half-and-half pizzas, but ask that you choose one sauce.
Diet Coke
APPLE JUICE
Tap Water
Sweet Tea
MOUNTAIN VALLEY SPARKLING WATER
RED CREME SODA
MEXICAN COKE
BOTTLED DASANI WATER
BARQ’S Root Beer
MOUNTAIN VALLEY SPRING WATER
ABITA ROOT BEER
MEXICAN ORANGE FANTA
ICED TEA
ROOT BEER FLOAT
Coca-Cola
Coke Zero
Dr. Pepper
Powerade- Blue
Sprite
Diet Dr. Pepper
HALF & HALF Tea
Lemonade
THE DREAMSICLE
Orange Fanta and Vanilla Ice Cream
CHIPS
PITA CHIPS
16 Oz Bottle-Creamy Italian Dressing
EXTRA CI
Catering- Extra Dressing
EXTRA DRESSING
BOTTLE Theo’s Cab
GLASS Theo’s Cab
Corkage Fee-$15 Per Bottle
BOTTLE Theo’s, Pinot Grigio
BOTTLE- De Forville Langhe- Nebbiolo
BOTTLE- Montmarie- Sparkling Brut
BOTTLE- Inama- Vin Soave Classico
BOTTLE- Pinot Project
BOTTLE Theo’s Cab
GLASS- Guilliem- Sauv Blanc
GLASS Theo’s, Chardonnay
Bottle- Guilliem- Sauv Blanc
GLASS Theo’s, Pinot Grigio
BOTTLE- Enrico Sera Fino - Barbera D'Alba
BOTTLE Theo’s, Chardonnay
Avissi Prosecco 187ml Bottle
LG WEST BANK SPECIAL
Tomato Sauce, Mozzarella, Crumbled Bacon, Chicken, Jalapeños, Pineapple, Roasted Red Peppers
LG BACON & BLUE CHEESE
Olive Oil, Mozzarella, Blue Cheese, Crumbled Bacon, Spinach, Fresh Tomatoes
LG EXPERT
Olive Oil, Mozzarella, Minced Garlic, Spinach, Fresh Tomatoes, Purple Onion, Crumbled Bacon
LG Shrimp And Bacon Pizza
An olive oil based pizza with a blend of cheddar, pepper jack, and mozzarella cheeses, white onions, shrimp, fresh jalapenos, and bacon. Served with a side of our house made Creamy Italian
LG VEGAN-ATOR
Tomato Sauce, Sun-Dried Tomatoes, Fresh Tomatoes, Yellow Squash, Purple Onions, Minced Garlic, Fresh Mushrooms, Jalapeños, Pineapple, Kalamata Olives, Topped with Crushed Red Pepper Flakes(Does Not Come With Cheese Unless Requested)
LG HAWAII FIVE-O
Tomato Sauce, Mozzarella, Canadian Bacon, Pineapple
LG MARILYNN’S POTA SUPREME
Tomato Sauce, Mozzarella, Pepperoni, Sausage, Hamburger, Onions, Green Peppers, Fresh Mushrooms
LG ECCENTRIC
Olive Oil, Minced Garlic, Spinach, Feta, Pepper-Jack, Mozzarella, Chicken, Jalapeños, Yellow Squash, Spicy Tomatoes, Anaheim Peppers
LG Pepperoni & Hot Honey
A classic pepperoni using "cupping" pepperonis with a drizzle of Mike's Hot Honey.
LG GARDEN PARTY
Pesto, Mozzarella, Feta, Spinach, Mushrooms, Roasted Red Peppers, Artichoke Hearts, Squash, Black Pepper
LG ARTI-GARLIC
Olive Oil, Mozzarella, Minced Garlic, Sun-Dried Tomatoes, Purple Onions, Artichoke Hearts, Feta, Anaheim Peppers
LG BIG DAVE’S BUFFALO CHICKEN PIZZA
Buffalo Wing Sauce, Pepper-Jack Cheese, Cheddar, Mozzarella, Chicken, Banana Peppers, Purple Onions
LG PROSCIUTTO & ARUGULA
Tomato Sauce, Mozzarella, Shaved Parmesan, Prosciutto, Arugula
LG THREE CHEESE
Olive Oil, Mozzarella, Onions, Feta, Cheddar, Spicy Tomatoes
LG DOC’S MARGARITA
Tomato Sauce, Mozzarella, Fresh Tomatoes, Fresh Basil
LG HIPPIE
Tomato Sauce, Mozzarella, Fresh Mushrooms, Green Peppers, Onions, Black Olives, Spicy Tomatoes, Banana Peppers
LG JAMMER’S “O”RIGINAL
Tomato Sauce, Mozzarella, Goat Cheese, Canadian Bacon, Mushrooms, Onions, Banana Peppers
LG BARBECUE CHICKEN PIZZA
Barbecue Sauce, Mozzarella, Cheddar, Chicken, Purple Onions, Anaheim Peppers
LG MEATHEAD
Tomato Sauce, Mozzarella, Pepperoni, Sausage, Bacon, Italian Sausage, Canadian Bacon, Hamburger
LG CHICKEN PESTO PIZZA
Pesto Sauce, Mozzarella, Goat Cheese, Chicken, Roasted Red Peppers, Purple Onions
If you’re craving a laid-back atmosphere with incredible pizza, Theo's Neighborhood Pizza Menu has everything you need. Located at 2125 Veterans Blvd in Metairie, LA, this local gem serves up mouthwatering pies with a side of good vibes. From classic favorites like pepperoni and margherita to unique creations that pack a punch, there's something here for everyone. Each pizza is made with fresh, quality ingredients, so you can taste the difference in every bite.
What’s great about the menu is the variety - whether you prefer thin crust, deep dish, or something in between, you’ll find your perfect match. Plus, don’t skip the appetizers and salads that perfectly complement the main event. Grab a slice (or two) with friends and family, and enjoy the simple pleasure of great food in a cozy, welcoming spot.