Theo's Neighborhood Pizza Menu

If you’re craving a laid-back atmosphere with incredible pizza, Theo's Neighborhood Pizza Menu has everything you need. Located at 2125 Veterans Blvd in Metairie, LA, this local gem serves up mouthwatering pies with a side of good vibes. From classic favorites like pepperoni and margherita to unique creations that pack a punch, there's something here for everyone. Each pizza is made with fresh, quality ingredients, so you can taste the difference in every bite.

What’s great about the menu is the variety - whether you prefer thin crust, deep dish, or something in between, you’ll find your perfect match. Plus, don’t skip the appetizers and salads that perfectly complement the main event. Grab a slice (or two) with friends and family, and enjoy the simple pleasure of great food in a cozy, welcoming spot.

Sandwiches

PESTO-VEGGIE*
Pesto Sauce*, Artichoke Hearts, Roasted Red Peppers, Fresh Mushrooms, Spinach and Goat Cheese on Rosemary Ciabatta
US$19.37
CLUB
Ham, Turkey, Crumbled Bacon, Mozzarella & Cheddar
US$19.37
PROSCIUTTO & FRESH MOZZARELLA
Fresh Mozzarella, Tomatoes, Prosciutto, Arugula, Olive Oil and Black Pepper on Rosemary Ciabatta
US$20.62
TURKEY SUB
Turkey, Mozzarella on choice of bread
US$16.87
REUBEN
Corned Beef, Sauerkraut, Swiss Cheese and Thousand Island Dressing on Rye
US$20.62
PESTO CLUB*
Chicken, Pesto*, Feta, Bacon on a Wheat Ciabatta
US$16.87
PEPPER-JACK
Chicken, Pepper-Jack Cheese
US$16.87
THEO’S GRILLED CHEESE
Mozzarella, Cheddar and Theo’s Special Spices on Sourdough
US$15.00
MEATBALL SUB
Meatballs, Marinara Sauce and Mozzarella on a White Hoagie Roll
US$19.37
HAM & CHEDDAR
Ham, Cheddar on choice of bread
US$16.87

Domestic / Specialty Beer

Cheech & Chong THC Drink
US$9.37
Louie Louie Blackberry Lemon THC Seltzer
US$13.12
Blue Moon (16 Oz Can)
US$6.87
Miller High Life- Pony Bottles
US$3.12
Modela- 16 Oz Can
US$6.25
Kona- Big Wave Bottle
US$8.12

Local Craft Cans

Ghost In The Machine IPA-Bottle
US$11.25
PARADISE PARK- Can
US$6.25
Kennerbrau Kolsch-Port Orleans
US$7.50
Abita Amber Bottle
US$6.87
Abita Light-Bottle
US$6.87
Second Line Vacation Juice- Can
US$7.50

Appetizers

PITA CHIPS & CREAMY ITALIAN
Pita Chips with Creamy Italian Dressing
US$8.12
STUFFED BREAD STICKS
with Pepper-Jack Cheese, Jalapeños, Garlic and Marinara
US$8.75
PRETZEL STICKS
with Creole Mustard and Creamy Italian Dressing
US$8.75
CHEESY BREAD STICKS
with Mozzarella, Garlic and Marinara
US$8.75

SM SPECIALTY PIZZA (6 slices)

SM HIPPIE
Tomato Sauce, Mozzarella, Fresh Mushrooms, Green Peppers, Onions, Black Olives, Spicy Tomatoes, Banana Peppers
US$26.25
SM CHICKEN PESTO
Pesto Sauce, Mozzarella, Goat Cheese, Chicken, Roasted Red Peppers, Purple Onions
US$26.25
SM GARDEN PARTY
Pesto, Mozzarella, Feta, Spinach, Mushrooms, Roasted Red Peppers, Artichoke Hearts, Squash, Black Pepper
US$26.25
SM DOC’S MARGARITA
Tomato Sauce, Mozzarella, Fresh Tomatoes, Fresh Basil
US$20.62
SM BACON & BLUE CHEESE
Olive Oil, Mozzarella, Blue Cheese, Crumbled Bacon, Spinach, Fresh Tomatoes
US$26.25
SM Pepperoni & Hot Honey
A classic pepperoni using "cupping" pepperonis with a drizzle of Mike's Hot Honey.
US$19.68
SM ECCENTRIC
Olive Oil, Minced Garlic, Spinach, Feta, Pepper-Jack, Mozzarella, Chicken, Jalapeños, Yellow Squash, Spicy Tomatoes, Anaheim Peppers
US$27.81
SM BARBECUE CHICKEN PIZZA
Barbecue Sauce, Mozzarella, Cheddar, Chicken, Purple Onions, Anaheim Peppers
US$26.25
SM BIG DAVE’S BUFFALO CHICKEN
Buffalo Wing Sauce, Pepper-Jack Cheese, Cheddar, Mozzarella, Chicken, Banana Peppers, Purple Onions
US$26.25
SM VEGAN-ATOR
Tomato Sauce, Sun-Dried Tomatoes, Fresh Tomatoes, Yellow Squash, Purple Onions, Minced Garlic, Fresh Mushrooms, Jalapeños, Pineapple, Kalamata Olives, Topped with Crushed Red Pepper Flakes(Does Not Come With Cheese Unless Requested)
US$26.25
SM THREE CHEESE
Olive Oil, Mozzarella, Onions, Feta, Cheddar, Spicy Tomatoes
US$20.62
SM MARILYNN’S POTA SUPREME
Tomato Sauce, Mozzarella, Pepperoni, Sausage, Hamburger, Onions, Green Peppers, Fresh Mushrooms
US$26.25
SM HAWAII FIVE-O
Tomato Sauce, Mozzarella, Canadian Bacon, Pineapple
US$20.62
SM MEATHEAD
Tomato Sauce, Mozzarella, Pepperoni, Sausage, Bacon, Italian Sausage, Canadian Bacon, Hamburger
US$27.50
SM ARTI-GARLIC
Olive Oil, Mozzarella, Minced Garlic, Sun-Dried Tomatoes, Purple Onions, Artichoke Hearts, Feta, Anaheim Peppers
US$26.25
SM WEST BANK SPECIAL
Tomato Sauce, Mozzarella, Crumbled Bacon, Chicken, Jalapeños, Pineapple, Roasted Red Peppers
US$26.25
SM PROSCIUTTO & ARUGULA
Tomato Sauce, Mozzarella, Shaved Parmesan, Prosciutto, Arugula
US$26.25
SM JAMMER’S “O”RIGINAL
Tomato Sauce, Mozzarella, Goat Cheese, Canadian Bacon, Mushrooms, Onions, Banana Peppers
US$26.25
SM EXPERT
Olive Oil, Mozzarella, Minced Garlic, Spinach, Fresh Tomatoes, Purple Onion, Crumbled Bacon
US$26.25

Whites by the Glass

Ruffino Prosecco, 187 Liter Bottle
US$11.25
GLASS Theo’s, Pinot Grigio
US$10.62
GLASS Theo’s, Chardonnay
US$10.62

Whites by the Bottle

Ruffino Prosecco, 187 Liter Bottle
US$11.25
BOTTLE Theo’s, Chardonnay
US$30.00
BOTTLE Theo’s, Pinot Grigio
US$30.00

Desserts

CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIE
US$4.37

Wings

BBQ WINGS
with BBQ Sauce and Creamy Italian Dressing
US$12.18
NAKED WINGS
No Sauce and a side of Creamy Italian Dressing
US$12.18
Cayenne Pepper Buffalo Hot Wings
Our wings tossed in a Cayenne Pepper Buffalo sauce. With a side of Cl.
US$10.62
COUCHWOOD HOT WING
tossed in Buffalo Wing Sauce and a side of Creamy Italian Dressing
US$12.18
THAI WINGS
wings are tossed in Thai Sauce and a side of Creamy Italian Dressing
US$12.18

EXTRA SAUCE

EXTRA MARINARA
US$1.56
EXTRA CI
US$1.87
EXTRA WING SAUCE
US$1.56

Reds by the Glass

GLASS Theo’s Cab
US$10.62

Drafts

Second Line West Coast IPA-Draft
US$7.50
Truly - Draft
US$7.50

SIDE SALAD SUBSTITUTION

SUB SIDE SALAD
US$4.37

Salads

LARGE SWEET SPINACH SALAD
Spinach, Purple Onion with Pepper Jelly Vinaigrette and topped with Goat Cheese, Cranberries and Walnuts
US$18.75
SMALL REBO’S SUPER SOAKED SALAD
Romaine lettuce soaked with Olive Salad, Artichoke Hearts and Romano Cheese Dressing
US$13.12
SIDE SALAD
Romaine Lettuce topped with Mozzarella and your choice of Dressing
US$10.00
SMALL SWEET SPINACH SALAD
Spinach, Purple Onion with Pepper Jelly Vinaigrette and topped with Goat Cheese, Cranberries and Walnuts
US$14.37
16 Oz Bottle-Creamy Italian Dressing
US$10.00
LARGE REBO’S SUPER SOAKED SALAD
Romaine lettuce soaked with Olive Salad, Artichoke Hearts and Romano Cheese Dressing
US$17.81
SMALL GREEK SALAD
Romainie Lettuce, Purple Onion, Anaheim Peppers with Romano Cheese Dressing and topped with Feta and Kalamata Olives
US$14.37
LARGE CAESAR SALAD
Romaine Lettuce and Pita Chips in Caesar Dressing, topped with Shaved Parmesan Cheese and Black Pepper
US$18.75
SMALL THEO’S HOUSE SALAD
Romaine Lettuce, Onions, Green Peppers, Mushrooms, Black Olives, Mozzarella, Creamy Italian Dressing
US$13.12
LARGE THEO’S HOUSE SALAD
Romaine Lettuce, Onions, Green Peppers, Mushrooms, Black Olives, Mozzarella, Creamy Italian Dressing
US$17.81
LARGE GREEK SALAD
Romainie Lettuce, Purple Onion, Anaheim Peppers with Romano Cheese Dressing and topped with Feta and Kalamata Olives
US$18.75
SMALL CAESAR SALAD
Romaine Lettuce and Pita Chips with Caesar Dressing, topped with Shaved Parmesan Cheese and Black Pepper
US$14.37
CAPRESE SALAD
Arugula with Seasonal Tomatoes, Fresh Mozzarella and Basil topped with Olive Oil, Cane Vinegar, Salt and Black Peppe
US$18.12

Lunch Specials

LUNCH - HAM & CHEDDAR
Ham, Cheddar Served with chips and a drink. Substitute the chips for a side salad $3.50.
US$16.23
LUNCH- PESTO VEGGIE
Pesto Sauce*, Artichoke Hearts, Roasted Red Peppers, Fresh Mushrooms, Spinach and Goat Cheese on Rosemary Ciabatta Served with chips and a drink. Substitute the chips for a side salad $3.50.
US$16.23
LUNCH- GRILLED CHEESE
Mozzarella, Cheddar and Theo’s Special Spices on Sourdough Served with chips and a drink. Substitute the chips for a side salad $3.50.
US$16.23
LUNCH- PROSCIUTTO & FRESH MOZZARELLA
Fresh Mozzarella, Tomatoes, Prosciutto, Arugula, Olive Oil and Black Pepper on Rosemary Ciabatta Served with chips and a drink. Substitute the chips for a side salad $3.50.
US$16.23
LUNCH- PIZZA
10" pizza with choice of topping and your choice of drink. Additional toppings available for an extra charge.
US$13.73
LUNCH-PIZZA (1/2 And 1/2)
10" pizza with choice of topping and your choice of drink. Additional toppings available for an extra charge.
US$13.73
LUNCH- REUBEN
Corned Beef, Sauerkraut, Swiss Cheese and Thousand Island Dressing on Rye Served with chips and a drink. Substitute the chips for a side salad $3.50.
US$16.23
LUNCH- PEPPER-JACK
Chicken, Pepper-Jack Cheese Served with chips and a drink. Substitute the chips for a side salad $3.50.
US$16.23
LUNCH- PESTO CLUB*
Chicken, Pesto*, Feta, Bacon on a Wheat Ciabatta Served with chips and a drink. Substitute the chips for a side salad $2.50.
US$16.23
LUNCH- MEATBALL
Meatballs, Marinara Sauce and Mozzarella on a White Hoagie Roll Served with chips and a drink. Substitute the chips for a side salad $3.50.
US$16.23
LUNCH - CLUB
Ham, Turkey, Crumbled Bacon, Mozzarella & Cheddar Served with chips and a drink. Substitute the chips for a side salad $3.50.
US$16.23
LUNCH- TURKEY SUB
Turkey, Mozzarella Served with chips and a drink. Substitute the chips for a side salad $3.50.
US$16.23

Build Your Own Pizza

LG 1/2 Pep 1/2 Cheese
US$21.25
SM 1/2 Pep 1/2 Cheese
US$16.25
LG PEPPERONI PIZZA
Mozzarella, pepperoni and your choice of sauce
US$21.25
SM BUILD YOUR OWN PIZZA (6 Slices)
Mozzarella cheese and your choice of sauce is included. We can do half-and-half pizzas, but ask that you choose one sauce.
US$13.12
LG CHEESE PIZZA
Mozzarella and your choice of sauce
US$21.25
SM CHEESE PIZZA
Mozzarella and choice of sauce
US$16.87
SM PEPPERONI PIZZA
Mozzarella, Pepperoni, and choice of sauce
US$16.87
LG BUILD YOUR OWN PIZZA (8 Slices)
Mozzarella cheese and your choice of sauce is included. We can do half-and-half pizzas, but ask that you choose one sauce.
US$15.93

Drinks

Diet Coke
US$4.37
APPLE JUICE
US$3.75
Tap Water
US$0.00
Sweet Tea
US$4.37
MOUNTAIN VALLEY SPARKLING WATER
US$5.62
RED CREME SODA
US$4.37
MEXICAN COKE
US$5.62
BOTTLED DASANI WATER
US$3.12
BARQ’S Root Beer
US$5.62
MOUNTAIN VALLEY SPRING WATER
US$5.62
ABITA ROOT BEER
US$5.62
MEXICAN ORANGE FANTA
US$5.62
ICED TEA
US$4.37
ROOT BEER FLOAT
US$9.37
Coca-Cola
US$4.37
Coke Zero
US$4.37
Dr. Pepper
US$4.37
Powerade- Blue
US$4.37
Sprite
US$4.37
Diet Dr. Pepper
US$4.37
HALF & HALF Tea
US$4.37
Lemonade
US$4.37
THE DREAMSICLE
Orange Fanta and Vanilla Ice Cream
US$9.37

EXTRAS

CHIPS
US$3.12
PITA CHIPS
US$3.12

SALAD EXTRA DRESSING

16 Oz Bottle-Creamy Italian Dressing
US$10.00
EXTRA CI
US$1.87
Catering- Extra Dressing
US$2.50
EXTRA DRESSING
US$0.00

Reds by the Bottle

BOTTLE Theo’s Cab
US$30.00

Wine

GLASS Theo’s Cab
US$10.62
Corkage Fee-$15 Per Bottle
US$18.75
BOTTLE Theo’s, Pinot Grigio
US$30.00
BOTTLE- De Forville Langhe- Nebbiolo
US$53.75
BOTTLE- Montmarie- Sparkling Brut
US$22.50
BOTTLE- Inama- Vin Soave Classico
US$37.50
BOTTLE- Pinot Project
US$33.75
BOTTLE Theo’s Cab
US$30.00
GLASS- Guilliem- Sauv Blanc
US$10.62
GLASS Theo’s, Chardonnay
US$10.62
Bottle- Guilliem- Sauv Blanc
US$31.25
GLASS Theo’s, Pinot Grigio
US$10.62
BOTTLE- Enrico Sera Fino - Barbera D'Alba
US$30.00
BOTTLE Theo’s, Chardonnay
US$30.00
Avissi Prosecco 187ml Bottle
US$11.25

LG SPECIALTY PIZZA (8 slices)

LG WEST BANK SPECIAL
Tomato Sauce, Mozzarella, Crumbled Bacon, Chicken, Jalapeños, Pineapple, Roasted Red Peppers
US$35.62
LG BACON & BLUE CHEESE
Olive Oil, Mozzarella, Blue Cheese, Crumbled Bacon, Spinach, Fresh Tomatoes
US$35.62
LG EXPERT
Olive Oil, Mozzarella, Minced Garlic, Spinach, Fresh Tomatoes, Purple Onion, Crumbled Bacon
US$35.62
LG Shrimp And Bacon Pizza
An olive oil based pizza with a blend of cheddar, pepper jack, and mozzarella cheeses, white onions, shrimp, fresh jalapenos, and bacon. Served with a side of our house made Creamy Italian
US$30.93
LG VEGAN-ATOR
Tomato Sauce, Sun-Dried Tomatoes, Fresh Tomatoes, Yellow Squash, Purple Onions, Minced Garlic, Fresh Mushrooms, Jalapeños, Pineapple, Kalamata Olives, Topped with Crushed Red Pepper Flakes(Does Not Come With Cheese Unless Requested)
US$35.62
LG HAWAII FIVE-O
Tomato Sauce, Mozzarella, Canadian Bacon, Pineapple
US$26.56
LG MARILYNN’S POTA SUPREME
Tomato Sauce, Mozzarella, Pepperoni, Sausage, Hamburger, Onions, Green Peppers, Fresh Mushrooms
US$35.62
LG ECCENTRIC
Olive Oil, Minced Garlic, Spinach, Feta, Pepper-Jack, Mozzarella, Chicken, Jalapeños, Yellow Squash, Spicy Tomatoes, Anaheim Peppers
US$38.75
LG Pepperoni & Hot Honey
A classic pepperoni using "cupping" pepperonis with a drizzle of Mike's Hot Honey.
US$25.62
LG GARDEN PARTY
Pesto, Mozzarella, Feta, Spinach, Mushrooms, Roasted Red Peppers, Artichoke Hearts, Squash, Black Pepper
US$35.62
LG ARTI-GARLIC
Olive Oil, Mozzarella, Minced Garlic, Sun-Dried Tomatoes, Purple Onions, Artichoke Hearts, Feta, Anaheim Peppers
US$35.62
LG BIG DAVE’S BUFFALO CHICKEN PIZZA
Buffalo Wing Sauce, Pepper-Jack Cheese, Cheddar, Mozzarella, Chicken, Banana Peppers, Purple Onions
US$35.62
LG PROSCIUTTO & ARUGULA
Tomato Sauce, Mozzarella, Shaved Parmesan, Prosciutto, Arugula
US$35.62
LG THREE CHEESE
Olive Oil, Mozzarella, Onions, Feta, Cheddar, Spicy Tomatoes
US$26.56
LG DOC’S MARGARITA
Tomato Sauce, Mozzarella, Fresh Tomatoes, Fresh Basil
US$26.56
LG HIPPIE
Tomato Sauce, Mozzarella, Fresh Mushrooms, Green Peppers, Onions, Black Olives, Spicy Tomatoes, Banana Peppers
US$35.62
LG JAMMER’S “O”RIGINAL
Tomato Sauce, Mozzarella, Goat Cheese, Canadian Bacon, Mushrooms, Onions, Banana Peppers
US$35.62
LG BARBECUE CHICKEN PIZZA
Barbecue Sauce, Mozzarella, Cheddar, Chicken, Purple Onions, Anaheim Peppers
US$35.62
LG MEATHEAD
Tomato Sauce, Mozzarella, Pepperoni, Sausage, Bacon, Italian Sausage, Canadian Bacon, Hamburger
US$37.18
LG CHICKEN PESTO PIZZA
Pesto Sauce, Mozzarella, Goat Cheese, Chicken, Roasted Red Peppers, Purple Onions
US$35.62
Ready to order? Kerbside pickup, delivery and dine-in are all available.